Friday, February 6, 2009

Good Horns,Good Brakes,Good Luck!!

I just realise that it's been more than a week now since I last updated this blog. Well..was looking for idea actulally..lol...Cut the crap.... My topic this time is "Good Horns,Good Brakes,Good Luck!!" Why i choose this topic? well...if u r drivinng in india...u need all those 3..Let me explain why...

1.Good Horns
People in India loves to horn....Really..Horn is a part of their life..Every part in this country u go..u will hear horns here n ther n everywhere...i dunno y they love to horn..really..eventhough u r 100 metres away from their vehicle..they will still horn..haihz....sick n tired of hearing horns...the best part is that u can find a sign behind auto/bus saying that "please sound horn..ok??!!" Back in Malaysia u can find a sticker saying "Horn if u r horny!!" Wtf!!

2.Good Brakes
Good Brakes..well...if u r driving in india...u need a good brake...i duno what brand..but get a good one for ur car/bus/auto/bike/bicycle ...whatever mode of transport that is available.u really do need a to have a good brake..if not..for sure u will bang into sum1/sumthing...peeps and police here they dun care if u involve in an accident..they dun give a fuck coz they have more fucking big case like the ceo of xXx company being charge in fraud rather than accident case.If u c any accidents here in India , quickly stop your car and stand there to watch to see whether the biker died or still alive. Make sure you join the crowd, watch and talk nonesense as if you care and willing to help. Don't call an ambulance - they won't arrive in time and besides it's not that you really care. Those who won't stop their cars can always slow down and irritate the rest of the drivers behind you. You may stare at the dying victims and say " nowadays very dangerous, drivers are so careless..." and then drive away with no sense of sympathy whatsoever. You MUST do this, otherwise you are not consider a local...Lolx....

3.Good Luck
Good Luck...thats the 3rd one.Travelling to office and any part of india..u need to have good luck..Not only u but..the auto driver also need to have good luck..coz he is the 1 driving u to work...If he doesnt have any luck...u wont have any luck also...so..the best thing is pray before u ride in an auto.

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